Yes. It’s that time. Time to make fun of Canada. Why? Because Canada blows.
I was going to write a whole rant here a while back, when I received a package I ordered from Japan, minus 1 book I had ordered, namely “Take on Me 2″. They removed it from a box containing about 15 mangas, and it was the only one they took out of the box(without any warning, I might add). It’s a good thing they saved me from myself. Considering the “loli” character in there is supposed to be 24, it might have just compelled me to go around town raping every young-looking 24 year old in the city, right? Thank you, Canada. You averted another disaster. I won’t be reading any horrible obscenities. And that’s what Canada describes this stuff as… “Obscene”. In fact, they even released a list of illegal hentai just recently:
So, for the record… Canada believes that Jesus would not approve of Take on Me(North American name: “Domin-8 Me”). Also, this means you can’t argue that they thought the girl was underage, because they banned the translated version of the book.
Now, here’s where the story gets fun. Remember how I said there were 15 books in the box. Well, all 14 others got through, and while the vast majority of them aren’t going to raise any eyebrows, I found it rather funny how a specific one got through. Keep in mind that they held the box at the border for 1 full month(all 31 days), so they had plenty of time to go through every book, jerk off on every single page and then put them back in the box. So, here I am, holding John K. Peter’s new “Monzetsu Screamer”, which came in the exact same box as Take on Me 2, and I feel as though I’ve reached a new level of understanding about Canada’s indecency laws. Loli-looking 24 years olds will lead you to become a rapist, a pedophile, a psychopath, or all of the above, but fucking a pregnant woman’s nipples, or choking a girl while jerking yourself off with her uterus will lead you to become a catholic priest. Wait, shouldn’t that be the other way around? Add to that the fact that “Monzetsu” literally means to “faint in agony” and you’ve got yourself truly Jesus-certified material.
Fear not, Jesus. Canada is doing your bidding and has brought sanity to an otherwise disturbed individual. Now, if you’ll excuse me, I need to step outside and choke some random, big breasted, pregnant woman on the street while I plunge my dick into her nipple because Canada is telling me it’s okay.